.*** The Isrealis are calling their invasion of Gaza a Blintzkrieg!
*** I always encourage my kids to buy lotto tickets---hey, I need the money!!
*** My ex-wife said that I'm always in her prayers. I said,"that's nice!" Yeah, she said, you know the 'deliver us from evil' part?"
*** I couldn't make this up, but have you seen the car ad that says they'll let you keep the new vehicle until such time as you become unemployed---they'll happily take the car back and no more money owed. Folks, this is the "can do" spirit that made this country great, I say!!
*** I love this "Consumer Confidence Index"---I mean, ain't the whole thing a confidence game on the consumer?
*** I did research and confirmed that there's absolutely no truth to the idea that notoriously well-endowed comic Milton Berle's epitaph is "One Foot in the Grave".
*** Reportedly a popular song amongst the Mormons about 30 years ago was "50 Ways to Leave Your 50 Lovers".
*** No, but polygamy has its down sides---Imagine a group of women telling you at the door, "You're not going out in that outfit are you?"
*** I was always fascinated by the original Siamese twins, Chang and Eng---they both got married and raised children. Now , how did that work exactly? "Uh, not tonight darling, my sister-in-law has a headache!"?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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