Saturday, January 3, 2009

I Got the World on a String and the String's Tied Around My Neck

*** My father was a bit scatterbrained---if we didn't scatter when he came home, boy did we get brained!!

*** I just finished reading a good mystery---my job resume.

*** I think if someone loses the chance to win a million dollars on one of these new quiz shows, they should at least give them a home version of the game as consolation.

*** During an intense conversation with my wife, I said "My word is my bond!!, She said, "Yeah, and you know how much those are worth these days!!

*** My wife's got this crazy idea about decorating our house after some Chinese guy, Feng Shui.

*** These anti-depressants I'm taking have an unfortunate side effect. Let's put it this way--- my choice is to be a happy monk or a miserable satyr.

*** Yeah, it can be a problem. I was crooning Kenny Rodgers' "She Believes in Me" to my wife at an intimate time and I started thinking of roasted chicken.

1 comment:

Author Joe Dyson said...

I read your resume too. Outstanding fiction writing!