*** My father was a bit scatterbrained---if we didn't scatter when he came home, boy did we get brained!!
*** I just finished reading a good mystery---my job resume.
*** I think if someone loses the chance to win a million dollars on one of these new quiz shows, they should at least give them a home version of the game as consolation.
*** During an intense conversation with my wife, I said "My word is my bond!!, She said, "Yeah, and you know how much those are worth these days!!
*** My wife's got this crazy idea about decorating our house after some Chinese guy, Feng Shui.
*** These anti-depressants I'm taking have an unfortunate side effect. Let's put it this way--- my choice is to be a happy monk or a miserable satyr.
*** Yeah, it can be a problem. I was crooning Kenny Rodgers' "She Believes in Me" to my wife at an intimate time and I started thinking of roasted chicken.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
1 comment:
I read your resume too. Outstanding fiction writing!
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