*** George Bush said that when his presidency ends "I'll go ridin', cowboy-style, into the Sunrise!"
*** The economy has even affected the famous Moonlight Bunny brothel in Nevada. many of the girls are said to be disoriented by having been laid off.!
*** My uncle the alky is in the Guinness Beer Book or Records.
*** It never ends with my sister. Now I had to explain to her that "The Magnificent Seven" wasn't a porno film.
*** People just weren't buying my excuse for being overweight that I had to take a lot of pills all day and was supposed to take them on a full stomach.
*** I don't think that old Bill Cosby, Robert Culp series would work today. "I Covert Intelligence Operate"??
*** The Black Panthers' favorite sitcom was "Leave it to Cleaver"-- By the way, Eldridge Cleaver went on the become a hockey player and wrote about it in his book, "Soul on Ice".
*** I have to face it. I'm just a misfit--- I found out that in an alternate universe I have an alternate lifestyle.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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