*** I got a letter from the IRS today. You know it ain't good when it's signed, Elliot Ness.
*** I got more bills in my mailbox than a bird feeder.
*** If Michael Flatley and his dancing group really tried to dance on a river, that would suit me just fine.
*** My aunt suggested that I try to escape from my economic worries by reading a good book. She suggested "The Grapes of Wrath".
*** A little know Hollywood award, "The Smarmies" is said to be a dead heat between Robert Downey Jr., James Spader and Kevin Spacey.
*** Nothin's goin' right. A cop tried to talk me on to a ledge.
*** News today is that several major newspapers like the New York Times, the Chicago Sun, the Miami Herald and the LA Times are going under--- how, oh how are we gonna remain misinformed?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Look at the bright side. Those are five newspapers that you'll never be laid off from.
*** I got a letter from the IRS today. You know it ain't good when it's signed, Elliot Ness.
Les is smiling.
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