*** My poor aunt buried 5 husbands---unfortunately, only two were known about!
*** I told my sister that she and her husband, while on vacation should go to Carlsbad Caverns. She said, "Doesn't Carl have any good ones??"
*** I wouldn't say that "Dark Knight" is dark, but I hadda watch it through infra-red goggles!.
*** One thing I know for sure, Heath Ledger's make-up artist ain't goin' home with an Oscar this year!
*** I just don't get those girls with their piercings---damn it!!
*** Another girl told me she was thinking of getting a stud in her nose. I said, "Sweetheart, that's more than I wanna know!!"
*** An odd acquaintance invited me to an inflatable woman swapping party.
*** My poor cousin the aspiring actress---not comely. At one time she was the Anti-Fluffer for "O Calcutta!"
*** Since the shoe-throwing incident in Iraq, President Bush's song has been changed to "Heel to the Chief".
*** An activist friend invited me to a demonstration outside the State Prison to protest the death sentence on New Year's Eve. I said, "I thought you guys were against cruel and unusual punishment.!!".
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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----*** Another girl told me she was thinking of getting a stud in her nose. I said, "Sweetheart, that's more than I wanna know!!"
ROFLWJ!!
Any time that you can make Derek Taylor Shayne say, "ROFLWJ", you've hit the jackpot.
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