"Letter to Santa Claus leads to Texas man's arrest for molestation"--- soon to be a heart warming movie on the Hallmark Channel.
*** Word is that the remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" is so bad that at the end Klaatu decides that a planet that can make such an atrocious flick deserves to be destroyed!. At one showing, the audience reportedly tried to make a citizen's arrest of the box-office lady.
*** The New York Mets have signed a pitcher named J.J. Putz---J.J.!!---what a funny name!
*** My wife and I went to a Sports Bar last night --- we'll never go again. ---our drinks kept getting knocked over with baseballs and footballs.
*** It was 40 years ago this week that O.J. Simpson won the Heisman Trophy. This week he was awarded the "Heist Man Trophy" by True Crime Magazine.
*** The Iraqi reporter who threw his shoes at Bush said he did so because he considered the President an "arch criminal!" The nimble-minded chief executive immediately commented, "This incident proves how right our invasion of Iraq was and has been. Before that he wouldn't even own a pair of shoes or have the freedom to throw them at me!"
*** Defiant and unrepentant Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich said he refuses to resign and looks forward to his "day in court---as soon as I can bribe the judge and jury!!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
When it comes to that guy's shoes, I think we found the weapons of mass destruction.
Yes, thrown at a weapon of mass distraction!
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