*** My alcoholic friend is trying Near Beer---wherever he is, he's near beer!
*** The press took to calling the M.O. of that serial killer who horribly mutilated women, "Chick Filet".
*** The glut of books about the villain of 9/11 are no longer for regular sale---they're in the Remainder bin Laden.
*** Linguists have noticed that the Governor of Alaska's sentences are all Palindromes---they make about the same sense backward as forward.
*** I accused my wife of thinking of other men when we make love---She said, "that's not true, I think of them all the time!
*** Sometimes I can be so dense. I thought "BJ Warehouse" was a discount brothel .
*** Nothing goes right. My wife and I booked a vacation to the Mirage in Vegas. When we arrived there was nothing there.
*** Barack Obama aplogized to Nancy Reagan for making a joke about her enthusiasm for seances. Mrs. Reagan graciously responded, "I'll pass your apology on to Abe Lincoln and Thomas Jefferson."
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
Love the title!
Thanks George.
Yeah, I probably shoulda quit while I was ahead!!
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