*** Gosh darn, that Sarah Palin was good, you betcha!
*** Is it just me or does she sound like Mrs. Lupner from SNL? Any second I expected her to say "Poor Joe Biden, God rest his soul, he was born without a spine. Here, have some fresh Tang, Tahd!"
***She was so folksy and homey, for a minute I thought it was Bush in drag! Then when I heard her say "nukular", I knew it!
*** She said she believes in American "exceptionalism"---well, this much is clear--she's exceptional.
*** Yeah, she's a bit corny. First time I ever saw a Hallmark Card in high heels!
*** You have to give her this: she's the most prominent person ever to have come out of Wasilla, Alaska!
*** Her handlers congratulated her on her performance at the debate, and she said, "Shucks, it was just like shootin' wolves in a barrel!"
*** They're already predicting that she may have the same effect on female fashion that Jackie Kennedy had in the 60's--great, now all women are gonna look like Peggy Hill!??
*** And the woman's got a body that won't quit---as attested to by her five kids!
*** Poor Joe Biden---he looked like Bob Barker trying to calm down a jittery contestant on The Price is Right!
*** The two candidates did pose a striking contrast though: Peter Graves and Megan Malluly!
*** When Palin asked Biden at the beginning, "Can I call you Joe?," and then later on when she got her big laugh when she said, "Say it ain't so, JOE!!"-well, I sure don't see the connection, gosh darn!
*** Defending her support of Alaska oil drilling, Palin said, "You betcha! If we're gonna rape an environment and destroy an ecosystem, I say lets do it right here in the good old US of A!!"
*** John McCain was reportedly ecstatic---"This isn't 'gotcha journalism', you know, where a candidate is caught with their defenses down and say what they really believe! No, my friends, this is scripted, well-rehearsed, micro-vetted talking points!" "You betcha! Not gotcha!" added Palin.
*** And I feel moderator Gwen Ifill set the wrong tone at the get-go when she asked, "Okay, which one of you honkies wants to go first?!"
*** Reportedly Obama is not happy with Biden taking the high road with Palin. "Man, I woulda bitch-slapped that ho!", Obama was quoted as saying.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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If Biden didn't give her permission to call him "Joe", I'm sure that she would have improvised:
Say it ain't soseph, Joseph.
Say it ain't soey, Joey.
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