Wall Street Lays Egg

*** I told my sister to get some ideas from "Design on a Dime" on how to redecorate her living room---now she's got FDR's profile all over the walls.

*** What a show I performed at last night---it was Sitting Room Only!

*** I wouldn't say it was a slow night, but it's never a good sign when they're putting the chairs on the tables while you're still performing!

*** Nah, they were rollin' in the aisles---I didn't know they let them play craps during the show!

*** Sir Thomas Crapper was flushed with success over the success of his invention.

*** My wife keeps telling me I don't listen to a word she says---or something like that.

*** Obama, going low road, accused John McCain of stealing towels while he was in the Hanoi Hilton.

*** No wonder we're in the shape we're in---if hockey/soccer moms are so politically influential, that means our fate is in the hands of people who actually think those two sports don't suck!!

*** I wouldn't say the economy is in a downspin, but they spotted three Wall Street investment bankers fleeing to Cuba on a raft.

*** John McCain assured the public that "prosperity is just around the corner", meaning that almost around any corner he's not far from one of his nine deluxe homes.