*** For people with an Alfred Hitchcock obsession they are instituting a 39-step program.
*** When Chang Kai-Shek realized he was going to be in exile Formosa his life he decided to Taiwan on!
*** I was very surprised to read that the answer to the ancient Riddle of the Sphinx is "close the refrigerator door, I'm dressing!!"
*** A report concludes that 65% of Americans lack basic health care---they belong to HMO's.
*** George Bush called John McCain a man who is ready to lead the nation---well, it's about time somebody was!
*** A psychiatrist is a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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