Another Maniac Monday

*** I don't know what to make of the light that came on my dashboard this morning: "Check Driver!"

*** The last time I saw a man as old as McCain, he was narrating "Little Big Man."

*** My musician father was always looking for a gig---he tried to entertain the troops in the South Pacific during WW II, until he realized the Japanese didn't like accordion music.

*** Perverts' theme song: "Doin' What Comes Unnaturally."

*** I'm in a very turbulent relationship---my wife and I met on E-Disharmony.

*** The American Film Institute has announced yet another special for the coming season, "AFI's Top 100 Times the Boom Mike Appears in the Frame."

*** John Sebastian has revealed that at one time his group was so into cocaine that they thought of changing their name to the "Little Spoonfuls".

*** I wish my pc mouse would stop leaving little pellets on the pad.

*** I told the I-tech that my wife wanted to know what they called the little moving arrow on the pc screen--"Cursor!", he answered. "Isn't that a bit harsh!!", I answered.

*** While I was on hold with the tech support guy from India, they played "Hooray for Bollywood!"