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I'm a recovering nail biter!! Pathetic--I used to try to bite other people's nails!! --. I tried to take up smoking to stop nail-biting!
Don't you wish they had press on nails for men--yeah, right maybe too feminine-- plus, I'm already wearing a garter belt and stockings!!--I've also given up drugs and alcohol--about 35 minutes NOW! Goin' good, so far!!(looking at watch).
Anybody here as sick of CGI movies as I am? I mean, the first few, Toy Story, Monsters, Inc, etc.-they were eye-popping and amazing--but hasn't the novelty started to wear thin a bit? This new one, Ratatoule, or something- getting good reviews--about cuted lovable RATS!!!! How are they marketing this film in the inner cities? "Honey, lets get out o' this rat-infested dump for a while and take the kids to see a movie about cute, adorable Rats??--No, Latonya, theses ain't the type that tried to eat the baby in the crib last week!! These are CUTE CUDDLY RATS!" --What's next, "Roach Motel"??--the cute little vermin check-in but , don't check out, but in between, what a winsome little cinematic feast as they trade wise-cracks and witticisms while desperately trying to pull their legs out of the glue!
I don't know , what were they thinking when they decided to make it about rats?? Are these the same visionaries who made the delightful, "Flushed Away"?
Rats don't market well-- Remember Michael Jackson's song--when he was still black--called "Ben"? A beautiful song, beautiful melody and lyrics--but then you remember that it's a love song deicated to a RAT? Does this get played musch at weddings and Bar Mitzvah's??--Another great song--from "Cabaret"--"Tomorrow Belongs to Me"--but nobody wants to sing or play it--something to do about it being a love song to the NAZIS!!--Definitely won't get played at Bar Mitzvahs!!