*** So BP has been writing Environmental Curriculum for California schools---I guess they got the idea from when the NAZIS initiated their "LETS COMBAT ANTI-SEMITISM" program during WW II.
*** The Gainesville minister vowing to burn the Koran, has reached a compromise with the other side---he says he will now fill his bonfire with tapes and DVD's of Lawrence of Arabia.
*** As far as Paris Hilton goes, I think they should lock her up and throw away the kilo!.
*** I tried re-inventing myself, but I haven't heard a thing from the Patent Office in three years!
*** I'm developing an All-Clothed revival of Oh Calcutta---so far the Disney Channel's interested.
*** Fidel Castro blasted Iran's Ahmadenijad as being an an anti-semite.
"Fidel!! Who knew?!! A lansman!! Go know!!"
*** Stupid show on Sci-Fi Channel---The Search for the Jersey Devil!!-- Great, they wound up at a Hockey Rink!
*** So where the hell's the "Iraq War Over" ticker-tape parade down Broadway?
*** Britney Spears, desperate to revive her flagging career is issuing a new CD, Britney's Got Talent.
The One Liners #365
15 years ago
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Her other option was "Britney's got Spears"
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