--- "Swiss won't extradite Polanski til US case is done (AP)" --- 32 years ago!! This may be the first time the statute of limitations runs out on a case before it's filed.--- "Malawi government backs Madonna over school (AP)"--- Hey she's use to those kind of positions.
---"British fashion designer McQueen found dead at 40 (AP)"---well, I guess that's the end of the line.
---"Dr. Dre sues over unpaid 'Chronic' royalties (AP)"---WHAT?? Well where the hell are my friend's royalties for growin' that stuff!!
--- "Israel claims that 'illegal riots' have interfered with Israeli security operations.” ---that should teach 'em---next time do the proper paperwork to have an officially sanctioned riot!!
--- "Pakistani officials confirm Taliban chief is dead (AP)"--- seems they were having him over as a guest at a dinner party and he choked on croissant.
--- "New aerial NYPD photos of 9/11 attack released(AP)"--- Great!! This could be new ammo for the 9/11 Conspiracists---"Well, how come the police happen to be in position to take aerial photos of the attack in real time??," they'll whine. ...hey, wait a minute!!
--- "Google to build ultra-fast broadband networks (AP)"--- However, company CEO's have expressed worries over where and how they can get the information they need to achieve this goal.
--- "Bernanke outlines plan for pulling in stimulus aid (AP)"---talk about a "labor of love"!!
---" 'Really Scary' Quake Hits 50 Miles Outside of Chicago (AP)"---And what's REALLY scary is that description came from the National Institute Of Seismology!!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
Good point about how Google will achieve their loafty goals.
I believe that they'll have to do it the old fashion way.
They'll have to learn it.
thank you Smith,
Hey---Barney Google!! LOL: )
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