Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Solid Aluminum

*** I think the hearing's startin' to go. I coulda sworn a friend told me on the phone, "C'mon over. I got a pot o' chili "! When I got there he showed me a painting of a nude female from the Renaissance.

*** My none too bright second cousin is being remembered as a life saver. He went to donate blood and neglected to tell them he was a hemophiliac--- they say his unwitting sacrifice will save dozens of lives.

*** I immodestly boasted to my wife, "I think I'm 'special'"!"---she said, ".Well, it is obvious you're the product of Special Education!"

*** I read that George Gershwin rejected Key Largo as a vacation spot. He said he preferred playing in a minor key.. Incidentally, when he was young, my son used to like to swing on a tire---he liked to play in a Meineke.***

*** I tell ya, that Senator Harry Reid really has brass ones---doorknobs!

*** NBC has warned Conan O'Brien that if he keeps taking potshots at them in his monologue, they'll put him in the 10pm slot! I think Jay Leno should follow through on his threat to jump to FOX. Hey they seem to be into comedy--they just hired Sarah Palin, didn't they?!"

*** Scientists report that hens suffer a form of post-natal depression after they lay eggs---they just sit there and brood!

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