*** My sister asked me if there was any way to tape audio cassette onto Eight-Track!!
*** I have a feeling Neil Sedaka’s falling on hard times---his new song is “I Miss the Well-Fed Years”.
*** Okay, taking Paxil and Viagra reminds me of Donald Rumsfeld --—I see a raging hard-on that doesn’t have any feelings.
*** I read that a favorite song among the homeless is "The Street Where You Live".
*** Dick Cheney—A profiteer without honor in his own land.
*** My cousin, aspiring actress Ariel has done well making several TV ads in which she respectively played a woman suffering from diarrhea, yeast infection, halitosis and body odor. I congratulated her on her financial fortunes.
She said. “Thanks. But I haven’t had a date in a year!”
*** I have a friend who takes a cab from Jacksonville to see me —yup, he hails from quite a distance.
*** Bad Taste Alert: I'm concerned. I have a friend in Indonesia whom I haven't heard from in a week---I hope his website isn't under construction.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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