"I was embarrassed for the chamber and a Congress I love," Vice President Joe Biden said Thursday on ABC's "Good Morning America of Joe Wilson’s outburst." "It demeaned the institution."--- you mean, that’s possible!!
*** I have to say this for my niece, Sultrina---she gives every guy she meets the shirt off her back.
I mean, she’s in more black books than Deuteronomy
*** I like someone who has bedroom eyes, knows how to put on make-up, moves with sublime feminine grace, has a sultry voice---Yep, I’m jonesin for Jack Sparrow!
*** My wife’s cooking could be better---she puts the “gas” in gastronomy.
*** the Democrats are hailing Congressman Joe Wilson as a superb fundraiser---since his impromptu remark Wednesday night, he’s raised half a million dollars for his opponent.
*** Crazy Uncle Izzy is in trouble again---he was charged with sexual battery when he mistook a grunge rock girl’s dyed hair for cotton candy!
*** Magician David Copperfield has been facing charges that he sexually harassed a female assistant---his claim that he was trying to show her the Vanishing Hebrew National Salami Trick was met by skepticism by the law.
*** I”ve come to realize that my wife is a wonderful nester---But, I’ll tell ya it’s been a bitch having to live in this tree for the past month!.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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