" EPA Fails to Inform Public About Weed Killer in Drinking Water”---great---all I need : a buzzkill!!
"Chanel, a white dachshund who held the Guinness world record for oldest dog, died Aug. 28 at age 21---Damn, just when I’m allowed to drink!” are the canine’s despairing last words.
"George Will Urges Afghanistan Pullout---and Obama's acting like George Patton---more proof the world's insane.|
· "Ex-inmate injured trying to sneak back into jail" --claims he missed his betrothed, Bruiser.
· "Man butts heads with town over bare-bottom statue"---friends claim he always had an unfortunate tendency to show his ass.
· "Fla. deputy helps raccoon with head stuck in jar"---the very definition of a slow news day.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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