Friday, September 4, 2009

16 Tons and Whatdya Get?---three average people at the buffet restaurant.

*** I understand that the Left, Progressives and Independents are now referring to the White House as Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

*** I was surprised to learn that the writer O.Henry. died of a coronary when he was startled by an unexpected birthday party---ironic that he should have a Surprise! ending.

*** Guys like Tolstoy and Dostoevski were never at a loss for words---it takes me five days to read one of their short stories!

*** So fat—she went skydiving and caused a solar eclipse.

*** Who were the ad geniuses who thought up this title for a movie time slot “DVD’s on TV”---hey, what about CD’s on the Radio!!

*** I boasted to my wife “What can I tell ya? I just think funny!” She said, “Yeah, only you think it’s funny!!”

*** “EPA Fails to Inform Public About Weed Killer in Drinking Water”---great---all I need: a buzzkill!!

*** I smell a rat---I got an ad in the mail for “Cheap Burial Plots”---vacancies opening soon!!”

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