*** I like to drink new wine in old bottles.
*** I heard a Democrat say that the government giving people food on the table was strictly off the table.
*** Do you realize that going by the strict Greek root of the word, all mothers are pedophiles?!! I suggest not a could issue for the next presidential candidate to run on.
*** I’m getting’ a kick outta watching all this outrage over Brett Favre coming back to play another year---even though, he’s gosh—40!
Here’s a tough one folks: “Gee , do I retire and try to get a job as a broadcaster which I’m obviously too dumb and inarticulate for?—Or , do I GO BACK TO PLAYING A GAME I LOVE FOR 4-5 MONTHS AND GET THE ADDED BONUS OF A BAZILLION DOLLARS?? DUH!!!!
*** In related news, the coach of the Buffalo Bills looked pained at a press conference after he had to cut a promising ball carrier. A reporter asked the coach what was wrong. “I threw my back out!” said the coach.
*** Hey, whose idea was it to have a Bring Your Dog Day to baseball games?? I’m sure the stadiums’ custodial crews would like a private little tete-a-tete with him.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
The Buffalo Bill's coach couldn't believe that they asked him to cut one more player. He said, "That was the kicker"
Excellent!!
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