*** "University in Canada introduces grade worse than 'F" —Geeee!! I mean, do you have to not only flunk the course, but also shoot up the classroom??
*** Actual e-mail: "Apply for a Black Credit Card - get a response today "--okay, maybe Obama has changed some things!
***"Tom DeLay on 'Dancing With the Stars'"---Book of Revelations, Chapter 12, verse: "Are you fuckin' kidding??"
*** Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme released from prison. Says she is rehabilitated and feels deep remorse for what she did. "Oh yeah, Charlie is God!!" she added.
*** "Huge California Wildfire Caused By Marijuana Farm"--firefighters overcome by giggling and the munchies.
*** "Iraqi Gays Tortured, Killed, Group Says"
"Afghanistan government law says man can starve wife who refuses to have sex"
And these are by the sides we're supporting. Democracy on the March!!
*** Who the hell is receiving all those damn “error reports” that Windows demands I send and what are they doin' about it??
*** Okay how did Tropical Storm Claudette form before Hurricane Bill---are we so fuckin' stupid now we forgot the alphabet??!
*** I love that old Judy Garland standard, “How Can I Ignore the Boy Next Door When He’s Looking Through My Bedroom Window?”.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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