"Michelle Obama and the Shorts Heard Round the World"---her husband’s comin’ up pretty short too!
““Former TV Star's Plans For Beverly Hillbillies Casino”---"Yessiree!! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!! Seven come…er…dang, I never got that far in school!!”
*** Now I know why they call it Starbucks---you have to make star bucks to afford a cup of coffee!
*** This mass culture just breeds ignorance---my grandniece failed her Geography test when she was asked how many oceans there were---she said, “I couldn’t ‘member if it was 11, 12 or 13!!!”
*** My promiscuous niece Sultrina, who’s in the family way, said after serious soul-searching that she’s decided to adopt.
After that confusion was cleared up, she trumpeted that she was going to keep the baby. Witnesses said it was the first time they heard a fetus cry out loud.
*** I went to a meeting of Jews for Jesus in a church. The elders passed around the plate and then kept the money!
*** This Facebook is getting out of control--- Yesterday Kevin Bacon posted on my homepage!! I figure it’s only a matter of time till Jimmy Hoffa says ‘How dee do?’
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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