Gods in His Heaven---So What's Wrong With the World?

*** My shrink recommended Aromatherapy.
I asked if had to go to a health food store.
He said, “Nah, just a shower, soap and some deodarant would do it!”.

*** My uncle got a Section Eight out of the Air Force--- He was continually insisting that he be assigned to aerial combat---they diagnosed him with Fight and Flight Syndrome.

*** It’s been reported that suspected terrorists were being held in a detention camp in Alaska close to the Arctic Circle---the charge being investigated is that the prisoners were being subjected to Snowboarding.


*** Boy how’d ya like to be married to this woman---seems, back in the Ol’ West a man was being hanged for stealing horses, and all his wife could say afterwards---“Worse yet, they’re hanging my dirty laundry in public!!”

*** They announced a new social networking website for astronauts and astronomers---My Spacebook.com

*** At the high school I taught at lateness was such a problem they took attendance 5th period.

*** I read that in school they used to call Peg Leg Bates a Goody One-Shoe.

*** The people in my Brooklyn neighborhood were so supportive---when I was a kid they always egged me on as I Trick-or-Treated.