Apocryphal of Miracles

*** My computer tech guy must be a Frank Capra fan---he told me my computer was Pixel-ated!!

*** I’m thinking of running for City Council---my motto: “The Job Needs Harris and Harris Needs the Job!!”

*** I asked the wife if she ever thinks of other men while we’re making love. She said earnestly, “Only you Antonio Banderas!!”

*** Word is that MoveOn.org is filing a suit against the NY police. Said a spokesman, “We were trying to protest and the cops just kept tellin’ us to move on!!”

*** Obama‘s a Nazi and a Hitler---yup, and Billy Graham's an Atheist!

*** I was watching this Mickey O’Rourke film, The Pope of Greenwich Village. It wasn’t hard to guess what kind of smoke announced his appointment!

*** Well, I got my results back for the test to join MENSA---they suggested I try DENSA!

*** Word on the street is usually “STOP”.

Editorial Humor:
*** So far Obama has refused to seriously help the overthrown democratically-elected government in Honduras regain power, by saying, ‘”The US doesn’t need any more criticism over our interventions in Latin America!—I mean, Let me be clear! Isn’t it enough that we helped overthrow the government in the first place and are the only country in the world who’s keeping the increasingly brutal and repressive junta in power with our military and financial aid.??! It’s important for Americans to understand that we can no longer do these things!”

Post Note---The day after I posted my memoir of Woodstock where I met a girl named Magnolia, I received a phone call from a man who said he was going to be 40 in May of next year...anyway,he wanted to know if..."Sorry, WRONG NUMBER!" I said.

PPS-- Correction---several days back I posted a joke about my uncle and the film which I called "Section Nine" when in fact, the true title is District Nine" immediately rendering the joke no longer operative--My bad!! (Fear not, I'm working on a District Nine joke---how 'bout, "Just hope it's not District Nine from Outer Space!!---knock Wood!! )