That Old Black Magic Johnson

·NEWS 2ME: "Arctic Mystery: Identifying the Great Blob of Alaska."---anyone seen James Arness lately??

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*** I’m not a great singer---my octave range on the piano is in the crack between E and F.

*** Researchers report that people who love pizza have more Domino genes than Recessive.

*** Do zoos treat tigers' sore muscles with People Balm?

*** I'm not happy about how one club owner made light of my material---he set it on fire!

*** In a bio, Frankie Valli was quoted as saying that he was always up at the crack of Dawn.

*** Okay, here's two song titles that always make me giggle in a prurient-manner:
"Torn Between Two lovers" and "You Got it All Over Him".

*** I was surprised to read a report which stated that a substantial percentage of women will not go near computers because they're scared of mice!"

*** I bombed during that gig in Arzona---the owner told me I had no sense of Yuma!.

*** This morning a TV anchor actually said that "Walter Cronkite set the standard for TV news reporting, and all the rest of us are following in his footsteps!"
I laughed so hard I went through three Depends!!