*** They refer to Al Franken as a "comedian-turned-politician". How's that for a switch?"
*** Isn't "Reality Show" an oxymoron?
*** Okay My Uncle Izzy's a drunk. but otherwise he's health conscious. That's why when he drinks gin he also drinks a tonic.
*** The microwave has made me like Pavlov's Dogs---whenever I hear the bell I start salivating.
*** In the Broadway revival of West Side Story, the Jets speak English and the Sharks speak Spanish. Man, this bi-lingual PC stuff's gettin' out a hand!! And that duet between Tony and Maria, "One Hand, Uno Corazon" was just ridiculous!
And ,if they can have an all black version of "Hello Dolly", where's the all-white Porgy and Bess"?
*** Lets see--- Obama is celebrating the fact that he got Russia to go along with us in decreasing our nukes so that we can only blow each other into a million---not a billion---pieces?? The world breathes a sigh of relief
*** Civilization began with a man wielding a hammer; I fear it will end with him fondling a mouse.
The One Liners #365
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