*** My neighbors are even less computer literate than I am. I asked one what browser he had. He said, "Boy, can't you see them cows out back??"
*** In spite of the batter's arguing that that long ball he hit into the stands was in fair territory, the umpire maintained his claim was "baseless!"
*** David Duke said he was disappointed when he was snubbed after offering to be Grand Marshall of the Michael Jackson funeral cortege.
*** I swear, sometimes this computer makes me want to bang my head against the firewall!
*** Whoever made up the expression, "she's built like a brick shithouse"---what a poetic soul!!
*** I like to go the library after lunch and listen to the readers digest.
*** My grandfather Hershie loved to tell tall tales---he claimed he ran with the Barrow Gang. He swears he was their banjo player.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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