*** I mean, seriously, how sick can our culture get---I googled "instructions on mounting an air-conditioner"---the sick website pictures I saw---ya shouldn't know from! I never even heard of a Freon One!!
*** We got one of those electronic mosquito repellers---supposed to keep the little buggers away at a radius of 15 feet....It was working well until the battery suddenly died.
Those mosquitoes were pissed. I just barely got out alive. My wife beat herself unconscious with the repeller swatting the little leeches.
*** My alkie uncle, Sol, enjoys near beer. Wherever beer is, he's near!
*** I read a book about a team of therapists who were working with folks who were trying to quit smoking pot. It's called, "Keeping Up with the Jonesing"
*** I have Restless Leg Syndrome--- it drives motorists behind me nuts.
*** My dumb nephew says he wants to be a Drone pilot!
*** Great, almost 50 years after I sang my Haftorah at my Bar Mitzvah, my rabbi calls me---he tells me I have to come back, I ask why. He says, "You didn't finish the other haf!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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