Friday, June 5, 2009

Dirty Half-Dozen

*** Reportedly, Dick Cheney's memoirs will be titled The Buckshot Starts Here!

*** I told a laid back hippie friend that he needed to be politically active. "You don't want the world to end under a mushroom cloud, do ya?" He said, "Mushroom cloud. Far out man!"

*** These mosquitoes mean business. I saw a swarm flying away with a bloodmobile.

*** I just don't get my wife. We have air-conditioning, but when I get home the bedroom window is wide open!

*** Before Ron Howard became an actor/director he said he wanted to be an Opie-Gyn.

*** You know a movie's probably not gonna be that good if they mention in the ads, "From the Best Boy of Titanic."

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