Devil May Not Care

*** Actress cousin Ariel takes what she can get---she's now propmaster for a production of Our Town.

*** The Motion Picture Academy announced that starting next year there will be 10 films nominated for Best Picture. Interesting...they can barely find five these days.

Is there gonna be 10 in the acting categories, too?
Prepare for the 2010 Oscars---a 9-hour-long extravaganza.

*** I read about a schizophrenic man who saw 2001: A Space Odyssey over 1400 times. He's being treated with Monolithium.

*** My creepy cousin likes to brag that he spends a lot of time with "painted ladies"--, yeah, he's a guard at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

*** That song "Those Oldies But Goodies" came out in the 1950's-What OLDIES?? Swannee River??

*** My son just don't get it. Some wild girls invited him to a party and told him what to wear. He asked me where he can buy a Birthday Suit!

*** My wife said asked me if I realized I was revealing my own subconscious in my jokes. I said sarcastically "Okay, MOM!!

*** Wow man! I was only kidding when I said that pitchman Billy Mays should...well, yunno.
I understand that in his memory there will be held a moment of loud strident vocal noises.