Borderline Sanity

•THIS IS NEWS TO ME:
"Obama declares that the time to fix health care is now"---by which he means sometime not too far from the next election.

*** "'View' co-host Joy Behar to start cable talk show"---?. When did she ever stop?? By the way, I think Behar is the kind of Jew that gives the rest of us a bad name---an Italian one!!

•" CIA chief: Osama bin Laden believed to be in Pakistan"--- Ah... the net closes ever tighter!!

• "Border Patrol discovers 'most elaborate drug tunnel' yet"---yeah? They should check out my place!

• "Hormone experts worried about plastics, certain chemicals"---oh, they'll get over it.

• "MTV uses anime to fight human trafficking, exploitation in China"---hmm, I guess Anime Right.
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*** Reports are that the crazed 88-year-old gunman's defense will be that the crime never took place because the Holocaust Museum doesn't exist.

*** Me with my guilty conscious, I couldn' sleep all night worrying if I had commtted a horrible faux pas. A friend told me of his mother's passing by saying :"Well, Mom's in a better place now!" I said, "Oh, Im so sorry to hear that!"

*** An ugly story out of Texas---a dude ranch visitor wandered into an Austin bar singing "I Got Spurs that Jingle Jangle Jingle".
Medical spokesmen said that he should be able to walk again in a year.