*** A man was arrested for, while in the nude, asking his girlfriend to marry him---he was charged with an Indecent Proposal.
*** I think a woman was coming onto me at a club yesterday. I heard her say to her friend, "Getta load of the kisser on him?"
*** Well , our pet just turned 50 in dog years---he just got his first copy of AARF.
*** I'm not much into camping and roughin' it--- the only time I go into the woods is when I reach into my golfbag.
*** My friend used to overestimate his baseball talent. He was the pitcher for a team that won a game by forfeit when the other team failed to show up. Ever since he brags that he pitched a "no hitter"!
*** Archaeolgists claim they have finally deciphered the "Riddle of the Shinx"--- turns out the message from antquity is "No, see, when the first copycat jumps off the fence all the rest of the copycats jump off."
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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