*** Dr. Michael DeBakey---now there was a man after my own heart.
*** Paul Harvery Dead at 90---talk about the ultimate pause. I sure hope he had no more stories to tell us the rest of!
*** Reportedly advertising executives are realizing that calling their products "Economy-Size" has been lately counterproductive.
*** As Lot said to his wife, "Please pass the salt".
*** I wonder if when that loudmouth TV host Downey died , they performed a Post-Morton.
*** My wife told me while I was getting dressed, "Ya know, you really should throw those pants away!" As I started to unbutton them she said, "No, you don't have to take them off!!"
*** In can't seem to rectify the situation when I make a mistake laying the surface of the bathroom floor. A handyman said I'm suffering from Correct Tile Dysfunction.
*** I read that actor Vincent Price remarked that he would have, "...liked to have been a fly on the wall when they shot the last scene of The Fly."
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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