*** I think my dentist is a crook. He says one of the teeth in my denture needs a root canal.
*** My sister!! Today she asked me what kind of film she needs to get for her digital camera.
*** My dentist, who used to practice on the Continent, was always bragging about appearing before the "Crowned Heads " of Europe.
*** I told my wife I had a fear of crowds. She said, "OH, so that's why you did standup!!"
*** I just read an article about the artificial insemination of the octuplets' mother. It's called, "Eight Men Left Out".
*** I lit up with Joy when I saw her. She really had some good shit!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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