*** The lead singer of the Heartbreakers is teaming up with The Man in Black's daughter to record a CD called Petty Cash.
*** My psychiatrist said I have a lot of pent-up lethargy.
*** Osama bin Laden impersonators apparently are not getting much work---"we can't even ge arrested", one complained.
*** I told my wife I'd move Heaven and Earth for her. She said, "Good, I never liked Oliver Stone movies!"
*** I saw "Milton Berle's Joke File"--600 pages. I haven't seen so much stolen material since the Sacking of Rome.
*** Our dog just doesn't get the frisbee idea. We throw one at her, she looks at it, and then reports it to the Air Force.
*** You have to look at the upside of the economic picture. Think of how much money will be saved on gold watches for 25 years of service to the company.
*** The Shammy, huh? For once Truth in Advertising.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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