*** My sister says she opposes "Single Payer Health Insurance" because it discriminates against married couples.
*** I consider myself a very judicious person. My wife makes me do them every night after supper.
*** Another bad sign. I just read where Kellogg's let Snap, Crackle and Pop go.And Tony the Tiger also got bad news. His reaction: "Oh that's just G-R-E-A-T!!
*** And I'm certanly not heartened by the news that they've begun work on a new musical, "Golddiggers of 2010".
*** One thing I can say about my old job---I had sick pay. Everytime I looked at my paycheck I got sick!
*** I guess a cynic is a person who when he's reminded of Valentine's Day thinks of Al Capone.
*** I'm starting to think that Obama is Pelosi-whipped.
*** He loved her torso more than her trousseau which is why her trousseau was tore so.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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