*** I had one of those scary dreams where I'm plunging from a great height---luckily I fell awake!!
*** George Bush said that when his presidency ends "I'll go ridin', cowboy-style, into the Sunrise!"
*** The economy has even affected the famous Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. Many of the girls are said to be disoriented about being laid off.!
*** I tried to get a job in the local timber yard. They asked if I had any experience. I said, "Hey, I can lumber along with the best of 'em!!"
*** My nephew has an unusual phobia about obese people---he has a Fear of Widths!
*** Okay, the fashionable expression, about something being "a non-starter" has got to go. Whatever happened to "No way!"?
*** I downloaded Mapquest---they told me to get lost!!
*** George Bush said that he'll be appreciated by future historians---like the ones who write those "History of Political Humor" books?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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