*** I thought it a likelihood that the mobster on trial would be convicted---I know a likely hood when I see one.
*** How do writers like Stephen King and John Grisham turn out a new book every 3 weeks-- it took me 5 months to get to page 7 in my unpublished novel.
But I wouldn't say that these writers' books are 'cookie-cutter', but they now come with recipes. I mean, if you've read them all, you've read one!
*** The doctor told my compulsive gambler uncle that his heart was racing. My uncle asked "what are its odds?"
*** My brother-in-law is tried and true---it's true that he's often been tried.
*** A Conservative Chinese politician said he nonetheless admired left-wing official Yu Chang---The politician said, "If loving Yu is wrong, I don't wanna be Right!"
*** "Howie Do It"? Okay, Howie can clean it up!
*** Reportedly Scotland's monster, Nessie, is so sick of nosy tourists, she's having her Loch changed.
*** Nothin' goes right---while in a transcendant state of meditation, I got bumped from an astral plane.
*** I hate it when people butt in while I'm interrupting.
*** I saw a documentary on a meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous. A guy got up and said. "Hi, my name is Gregg, and I'm a sex addict." The group responded, "Hi Gregg. What's your sign??!"
*** Like I always said, "It'll be a cold day when a black man is inaugurated president!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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