*** I got a crank phone call yesterday, I didn't know they still made those phones!
*** Nothin' goes right. I tried to pick up a streaming TV broadcast and got soaking wet.
*** My wife tells me I often act according to my Reptilian Brain. She totally distracted me from catching flies with my tongue.
*** Do I hate people who ask themselves a question and then answer it? I sure do!
*** Home Depot let go so many workers that it's changing it's name to Homeless Depot.
*** Gov. Rod Blagojevich is becoming one of those iches you just can't get rid of.
*** It's bad to be in a pecking order but at least you always know who the Head Pecker is.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
1 comment:
Homeless Depot. I like that.
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