Half a Loafer is Better Than None

*** This Internet culture is out of control. I've read that young women scream OMG!! during sex these days.

*** According to a TV historian, an early memo relevant to the cancelling of the first inter-faith sitcom, referred to the decision as " 'Bernieying our Bridgette' behind us!"

*** I got my unemeployment check today and was irate that I didn't get more than usual for being extra lazy and useless!

*** I don't know. My wife said I should get out more---and stay there!!

*** In memory of playwright Harold Pinter, on Thursday everyone will be asked to observe a minute of angst and alienation.

*** I saw a guy today wearing a T-shirt that said, "I'd Rather be Snorting Coke off a Hooker's Ass!"---I said, "MAYOR!!--Really!!"

*** The Miami Dolphins, who went from 1-15 last year to 11-5 this year and the playoffs, blamed last year's coach---"I mean, he never told us the bigger number's supposed to be first!!"

*** That new movie. "Marley and Me" is supposed to be a real tearjerker. The last time I saw so many tears shed over a dog was when I lost two grand on a Greyhound.

*** All I can say about that crazy Sarah Palin clan is that there seems to be methadone to their madness.