*** Were there other cynics who, when they saw tears streaming down Jesse Jackson's face at the Obama victory rally, didn't wonder if maybe some were shed over the fact he was thinking,, "Damn, That was supposed to be me!" and "This may mean I'll have to get a job! Dog!!"
*** I wonder if "I Got the Sun in the Morning and the Sun at Night" is a popular song in Norway.
*** Some wiseacre asked me what the capital of Norway was. "Oslo," I said. He says, "I know you are, but think hard!!"
*** I wouldn't say things look grim in Detroit, bit the Ford Foundation has started to ask for its endowment money back.
*** I hear even the comedy clubs are feeling the pinch---one now has a Two-Drink Maximum.
*** I find seismologists to be fault-finding people.
*** There was interesting report this morning about the world's fastest pianist---he can play the Minute Waltz in 43 seconds.
*** Kinda appropriate that Bush's dog is named Barney, since his owner reduced this nation to Rubble.
*** Obama said that the White House dog will be "A mutt like me!" -Wasn't that a James Whitmore film?
*** My friend has a special room in his house where he smokes pot---he calls it his Ganja Den.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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