*** I'm not sure I can trust a doctor who has "WebMed.com" in his "Favorites" file.
*** My wife says that before we met she never slept with married men. Unfortunately for me, she still doesn't.
*** Have you seen this Brooke Shield commercial, where, as far as I can ascertain, she's claiming that women are deliberately having babies so their husbands will buy them Volkswagens? In this instance, H.L Mencken may have been wrong that 'no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.'
*** We recently had our dog put down--- why I ever thought the idea of throwing a Roast for my dog was a good one, I'll never know!
*** AFI announces yet another special, "The 150 Greatest 'Underdog Comes from Behind Sports Movies'---2002---2008."
*** My wife hates to be cut off in traffic---so I promised to keep my mouth shut.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Personally, I think the Brooke Sheilds ads are a riot.
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