Gullible's Travels

*** Futility is:

-a panty raid on Britney Spears' house.

-doing anything the business answering machines tell you to go to the Internet and do.

-clicking the "help" button on the computer.

*** I just got back from covering a football game at a "Rich" high school in Jacksonville that puts Club Med to shame.
They actually made a PA announcement that "after the game you're all invited to the party at the pool area--- there will be music and food." What the fu..?!
At most of the games I cover it's "get to your cars swiftly and pray you make it home alive!"
I mean, the cheerleaders were talking on cell phones while doing their routines!!
This school is so rich that when they get their funds from the government they give them back change!
I mean, even the school tramps take credit cards!
I mean their band played a Cole Porter medley!
Their school buses are stretch limos!
I mean this school is rich!!

*** Sarah Palin was voted in high school "Most Likely to Secede"!

*** Wouldn't you think the course at the Desert Classic would be all sand traps?