*** It lacks good characterization, dramatic continuity, incisive dialogue, interesting sub-plots and one finds oneself drastically losing interest after about 12 minutes.
*** In the hands of journeymen porn directors, it's often WAY too anatomical.
*** If I want to hear the word "God" over and over, I'll attend church more often.
*** RON JEREMY can frolic with a bevy of pulchitrudinous partners and I CAN'T??!
*** Two words: Penis Envy.
*** The longetivity of the partners' lovemaking is far more than I can endure.
*** Reminds me of those months I wasted in that Pizza Delivery job.
*** You always know how it's all gonna come out at the end
*** Lets face it---it's SEXIST---all that matters is the cinematic presentation of the male's fulfillment, and all the woman is left with is a Jackson Pollock on her face.
*** It's costing me a fortune.
2 comments:
You need to get outside more often. Why don't you take a hike in Christie Canyon?
Rather swim in Veronica Lake.
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