Filler

*** Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie are in talks for a new sitcom---it's called "800 is Enough".
***Sarah Palin, after ridiculing the idea of Global Warming in Washington, flew back to Alaska, only tho find her home district had broken off and fallen into the sea
*** A guy asked me today if I got a haircut---I said, "No, I got them ALL cut!
*** I read that when the Carvell couple broke up they had a very bitter custardy battle!
*** I saw a black guy pee when I used the restroom at Black-Eyed Pea.
*** I took the road less traveled and wound up hopelessly lost.
*** The Pentagon announced that they have killed the notorious terrorist, Ahab the Arab.
*** Nah, but I wouldn't say the economy is crumbling, but they changed the name of the quiz show to "Who Wants to be a Thousandaire?"
*** When they heard Merril, Lynch went under, Pierce, Fenner and Smith ended their suit against the company for being a name-dropper.
*** McCain's camp is fashioning a PR campaign that casts their candidate as the "Wal-Mart Greeter you'd like to have a beer with!"
*** I don't know. the only time I get out and meet people is at my meditation class.