*** The Eagles are once again considering going on the concert circuit, to be called "They're About to Foreclose on Our Beach Homes" Tour.
*** I had to convince my idiot uncle that filling up his piggy bank did not show shrewd investment in Pork Futures!
*** Wouldn't it be great to have Godzilla as a cab driver? You could say, like, "Godzilla! 49th Street and step on it!!"
*** My dad told me the sad story of getting a "Dear John" letter while serving in World War II---it was particularly sad because his name was Irving!
*** Incidentaly, I'm getting damn sick of my actor friend who keeps telling women he served in the South Pacific, just because he had a bit part in the musical.
*** As Freud once said, "Oh to be Jung again!"
*** A friend asked me what school of psychology I favor. I said "Gestalt!" He said "God Bless You!"
*** The Sci-Fi and House and Garden TV channels are combining to produce a new show, "More Creative Crop Circles" and one hosted by Bob Vila, "This Old Haunted House".
*** I thought "Antique Road Show" was coverage of John McCain's campaign.
*** Boy do I feel ripped off--I bought a CD, "10 Greatest Air Guitarists"--the thing was blank!!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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