Things I Wonder About , Part One

** Would you call a reading of a will a "dead giveaway"?

**Do football and basketball players get paid time and a half if a game goes to overtime?

**Tim Allen is funny?
**Charlie Sheen is funny?

**How many men have checked into the Paris Hilton?
**Have you noticed that Alex Trebek of Jeopardy is sort of the anti-Steve Allen, in that he couldn't ad lib a fart at a bean roast?
**Why are so many words at the bottom-of-the-screen crawls on news channels misspelled?
** How many #2 men are their at al Qaeda to be killed?

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