News in Briefs

"'Love Story' author Erich Segal dies at 72"--- those who loved him pay homage by refusing to say they're sorry.

"Former British PM Tony Blair offers justification for Iraq War"---well, at long last!!


"Obama still loved by the over-educated"---so what are they tryin' to say?!

Man crafts fake Ferraris in barn on outskirts of Bangkok--hey, everyone needs a hobby!

Bin Laden Blasts US for Climate Change --- complains of expense of getting A/C in cave.

"Mystery visitor to Poe's grave is a no-show"---psychic claims dead author, saying 'enough is enough alreaddy!, issued a restraining order from the spirit world.

"Four Accused of Trying to Infiltrate Senator's Office"--- lame---how 70's!!

"Book: Pope John Paul II Whipped Himself as Penance" ---Ok Sinead O'Connor---happy now??

"Man Who Smuggled Lizards in Pants Gets Jail Time--- hapless thief caught as he tried to drain wrong one."

"Anne Hathaway at Harvard to get her pudding pot"--- Man, the diverse areas of study they offer these days!!

"James Taylor gets prestigious Carnegie Hall gigs"---c'mon, I think Carnegie Hall became no longer "prestigious" after Allen and Rossi played there!