What's New---How is the World Treating You?

"As Obama hosts a jobs summit, Congress eyes a jobs stimulus"--ya mean they're adding more senators and representatives?

"Ben Bernanke, seeking second term, to defend Fed role" ---Gee, you'd think his achievements speak for themselves??

"Were cavemen stronger and faster than today’s humans?"---There ya go GEICO cavemen---something to feel good about!-now go away!! PLEASE!!

"Poll: Isolationism in foreign affairs soars among Americans"--- well, we are becoming more and more isolated every day!!

"Couple Vanishes on Christmas Tree-Cutting Trip"--- apparently cut down in their prime---soon to be major motion picture thiller "The Revenge of the Forest"!

Comcast Announces Plan to Buy NBC---Oh, so they're going into non-profit organizations!

"Fight Heating Up Over Renomination by Obama"---just wait till the dust up over the renomination OF Obama!

"Huge Explosion Reveals Most Massive Star Ever Known"-- Pavoratti exploded when he died??

"Golfer Blasts Tiger Woods | Woods' Statement"---Obama: "Hey, if I want advice about what to do with my putts, I'll ask!"

"Progress in Senate Democratic health care talks"---yes, for the Health companies---now they get to run the "public option" too!!.


"Howard Dean Hottest plan at climate talks never got onto table"---that'll show him for trying to be fair,reasonable and just..

"Iran says will show no mercy to opposition protesters"---wow, there's a shocker!

"Video College degrees are more expensive, worth less in job market"--what job market??