*** I have to admit, I had serious existential insecurity as a teen---I used to go to malls just for the reassurance on the mall map that told me "You Are Here"!
*** "My sister said to me "Sometimes I just don't know which way to turn!" "Oh," I said, "I wondered why you failed your driving test 18 times!!"
*** There are two things I don't like about Obama---his face!!
*** My alkie Uncle Saul ---it's bad when they call you the "town drunk" and you live in New York City!
*** I bet on another great horse---during the race he kept looking back for the plow!
*** My obese grand-nephew Roland sure has his chutzpah---he told one of his teachers that he was "too big to fail!"
*** You gotta give Hugh Grant his props ---the man has great acting range. Either he's diffident, insecure , inept but boyishly charming, or he's inept, diffident, insecure and boyishly charming. I mean, you've seen all of his performances, you've seen one.
*** Speaking of props, here goes some more out to Bob Dylan who announced the royalties from his Christmas album will go to feed the poor. He also said a portion will be set aside for listeners to get medical care for their bleeding ears.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Have you heard Bob Dylan's latest song? "My Shirt, I am a changing"
No, but I DID hear the updated "Rainy Day Women # 9,002 and 9017".
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